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What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

13.06.2025 01:04

What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

True - how I loved my mum!

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So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

What! how could you do that?

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

I think that being gay is wrong, but I treat gay people respectfully like any other person. Is it homophobic? Or offensive in any kind of way? Aren’t disagreement and discrimination two different things?

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

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My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

What do you mean son?

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

Do you ever feel like you are doing good, but would do better if people hadn’t blamed you or even bothered you? I have gotten lonely, but I always am up to something (creating my destiny).

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

Do you know what she said mum?

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

Why do narcissists want to hurt your feelings, even after they discard you?

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.